SATAN - BAFS, HAPPY 74TH BIRTHDAY ON MY EARTH, AND NO MORE HAPPY RETURNS, I HOPE!
SATAN AND I - THE SHORTEST AUTOBIOGRAPHY I HAVE EVER READ
IN MY LIFE!
SATAN: BAFS, you stand accused of being a bad son, a bad sibling, a bad student, a bad professional, a bad Muslim, a bad husband, a bad father, a bad father-in-law, a bad grandfather, but not that bad as a Nature-loving human being!
BAFS: 1. As a son, I only defended myself because my parents and family tried to destroy me with my barren Eurasian wife!
2. As a sibling, it was quite a tough job to survive the life-long onslaught of 10 devils that my blessed mother had spawned!
3. As a student, I always passed all my exams, but was twice not allowed to complete for political and other reasons.
4. As a husband, only my 5 consecutive wives can tell why they found me bad!
5. As a father, let my 2 sons say why I was and am a bad father! I dedicated 37 years of my life, day and night, with zero holidays or honey-moons, to my second-born son, father of 4, while I was deprived of the first born, father of 2, since his birth in 1968. But, he told me: Ótyets (Dad), I was born in 1969, not 1968?
6. As a professional, I was as bad as my father and lost everything material (100%) I worked for 22 years.
7. As a Muslim, I am not afraid to admit that I am one of a kind, a universal Muslim who submits only to the One and Only God common to all human beings wherever they are and by whatever name they call Him as long as we agree on the fundamentals and do the right things for the Common Good! I regard people of all religions, including Atheism, as Muslims as long as they love each other as they love themselves! But, without a fight, this can never be achieved! Under Muslim rule, people of all religions lived in peace, which is the aim of Islam!
8. As a father-in-law, I was never an in-law, but a real father to both, and still am. Let both of them say why I was bad! The first one divorced my son after only 7 years and 3 lovely daughters!
9. As a grandfather, there is no way I could have been a bad one as I was also their mother and grandmother since birth before their mothers were ready and took over the wonderful job that kept me alive and healthy, and I am still taking great care of them during weekends or whenever I am needed, 14 years of sacrifice, care, love, and loyal service - doing more than the job, a lot more.
10. I never stopped being a Nature Loving Human Being, although Nature is not anymore what it used to be nor humans. Your Devils claim XX = XY, and I don't get it although I was an educated biologist, and pathologist (although not yet trained clinically)! And that there is much more, for example, XZ, ZZ, XYZ, and that they are all equal to XX or XY. There is a very high price I had to pay for loving Nature and for being just human.
SATAN: Do you regard your life on my earth as a success?
BAFS: Well, as a matter of fact, I do as I managed to survive your tricks for 73 years, but if I ever come back, I will take my revenge, starting right from the cradle! But, there is no coming back! For what? There is no After-Life, no Judgement Day, no Paradise and no Hell! All is right here on Earth! People who understand poetry and spirituality know this! But, there is God definitely - whether He exists or not! (Not meant for everybody to understand!). I made this point very clear many times to that animologist donkey (sorry, Mr. Donkey!) Pr. Richard Dawkins!
SATAN: Do you blame me for that?
BAFS: It would never occur to me to blame you or anybody else for what is in ourselves, and for the consequences of our own actions!
SATAN: Do you find any solution to the human dilemma on my earth?
BAFS: None, absolutely none, as nobody is responsible to have been born on your earth God said He created!
SATAN: Forget about God, He is just a joker, a loser, maybe even a buffoon, looking at what his Creation has done to the Earth and habitat! Most of His Creation worship me since the Freemasonic Imperialist West and Apartheid Israel have taken over its governance!
BAFS: Yes, I know! But, GOD has also done so many real miracles, and produced so many brave, sincere, kind, romantic, chivalrous, spiritual, and good-hearted humans, and, my friend, you better watch yourself, because we never know, GOD KNOWS, they might one day have you roasted for dinner! Or themselves more likely, the fools!
SATAN: For that, BAFS, I am not worried at all, given their selfishness, egocentrism, hypocrisy, narcissism, perversions, cowardice, love for money, fame, drugs, and everything God has forbidden them! Just look at them, they are pathetic! But, you already know all this!
HAPPY 74TH BIRTHDAY ON MY EARTH,
AND NO MORE HAPPY RETURNS, I HOPE!
BAFS: Now, go away, SATAN, leave me alone with GOD! Even if He is a Loser, He is all spiritual humans like me have left! And, my birthday is in 18 days only! But, yes, only God knows!
Thursday 5 December 2019
Al-Quran Surah 9 At-Tauba, Ayah 101
وَمِمَّنْ حَوْلَكُمْ مِنَ الْأَعْرَابِ مُنَافِقُونَ ۖ وَمِنْ أَهْلِ الْمَدِينَةِ ۖ مَرَدُوا عَلَى النِّفَاقِ لَا تَعْلَمُهُمْ ۖ نَحْنُ نَعْلَمُهُمْ ۚ سَنُعَذِّبُهُمْ مَرَّتَيْنِ ثُمَّ يُرَدُّونَ إِلَىٰ عَذَابٍ عَظِيمٍ
But among the Bedouin (Arabians) who dwell around you there are hypocrites, and among the people of the [Prophet's] City 133 [too] there are such as having grown insolent in [their] hypocrisy. Thou dost not [always] know them, [O Muhammad - but] We know them. We shall cause them to suffer doubly [in this world]; 134 and then they will be given over to awesome suffering [in the life to come].
And among those around you of the wandering Arabs there are hypocrites, and among the townspeople of Al-Madinah ( there are some who) persist in hypocrisy whom thou (O Muhammad) knowest not. We, We know them, and We shall chastise them twice; then they will be relegated to a painful doom.
Certain of the desert Arabs round about you are hypocrites as well as (desert Arabs) among the Medina folk: they are obstinate in hypocrisy: thou knowest them not: We know them: twice shall We punish them and in addition shall they be sent to a grievous penalty. 1350 1351
Wamimman hawlakum mina alaAArabi munafiqoona - And of those who are around you of the Arabians, they are HYPOCRITES
wamin ahli almadeenati - and from the inhabitants of the City (Madina).
maradoo AAala annifaqi - They have experienced, exercised, perfected NIFAAQ - insolence, arrogance in their hypocrisy
la taAAlamuhum - You don't know them.
nahnu naAAlamuhum - WE know them!
sanuAAaththibuhum marratayni - WE will have them suffer twice
thumma yuraddoona ila AAathabin AAatheemin - Then (they will be referred to, ) WE will have them return to a significant AAZAAB - AFFLICTION.
GOD, MY SON, AND MY GRANDCHILDREN SAVED MY LIFE AND GUARANTEED MY FREEDOM!